Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask? A: He was looking for a timely solution. Q: Why was the clock in the gazebo? A: It was time out. Q: What did the robber say to the clock? A: Hands up! Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking? A: It hangs around. Q: What do you call a tense clock? A: All wound up. Q: What did the street clock say to the tower clock? A: High there! Q: Where did the clock finish the race? A: Wherever it wound up. Q: What did the sea captain say to the clocks on the galley? A: All hands on deck. Q: What did the second hand say to the hour hand as it passed by? A: See you again in a minute. Q: What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? A: Second hand information. Q: What did the unwound clock say to its owner? A: It’s about time! Q: What did the watch say to the clock? A: Hour you doing? Q: Why did the girl sit on her watch? A: She wanted to be on time! Q: Why did the man throw the clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly. Q: What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken? A: A cluck Q: How can you tell if a clock is hungry? A: It’ll go back four seconds! Q: What dog always knows the time? A: A watch dog. Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock? A: Time to get a new clock. Q: Why did the man put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work over time. Q: What happens when you annoy a clock? A: It gets ticked off. Q: Why didn’t the clock work? A: It needed a hand. Q: What do you call a grandfather clock? A: An old timer. Q: Why did the boy put an alarm clock in his shoe? A: He didn’t want his foot to fall asleep. Q: Why did the clock get sent to the principal’s office? A: It was tocking too much. Q: What time does the duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn. Q: What candy never arrives on time? A: Choco-late.
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